On Sat, 10 May 2008 18:14:24 +0100, Janet Baraclough
> wrote:

>The message >
>from Miche > contains these words:
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>> In article >,
>> "Michael" > wrote:
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>> > I don't trust anyone that doesn't like bacon.
>
>> How about people who don't know if they don't like it because they've
>> never eaten it, like my Jewish friend David?
>
> Easy test, let him smell it cooking, and tell you if it makes him
>want to be bad.
> .
>
> Janet.


Old joke

A rabbi and priest on a plane next to each other start to speak.
After a bit the priest ask "is it true that Jews never eat pork?" The
rabbi answers yes it true, but I must admit as a young man, I did try
bacon, it was good.
After a bit the rabbi asks " is it try that you are celibate?" The
priest said , yes its true, but I must admit, as a younger man I did
fall to temptation and had sex with a woman parishioner. And yes it
was good.
After a bit of silence, the rabbi with a smile on his face, leaned
over and said, It was better then bacon, wasn't it.