On Wed, 14 May 2008 13:12:07 -0400, "kilikini"
> wrote:

>Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired, picky,
>crotchety, retired hillbilly?

>Any ideas are welcomed. They're buying the groceries, I just have to cook
>it up.
>
>kili

Have them spring for the fixins for tamales. Make some guac and
salsa, and make some beans. If the old crab doesn't like it let him
go hungry. Meanwhile make a gozzilion tamales to freeze. <eg>

Lou