I've decided to fight fire with fire, or at least junk with laughter.
I'm posting responses to a select few of the spammers. Enjoy if you
haven't blocked 'em.

Slightly edited from "hamada"

The most concise definition of God The Most Concise Definition of
God: is given in the following "Great Ringmaster" introduction:
"Say: He is Allah, The One and Only. "Allah, the Eternal, Absolute.
"He begets not, nor is He begotten. And there is none like unto Him."

Sounds like a good way to P-off the Christians.

Lynn in Fargo
Who believes that aforementioned deity has a good sense of humor.