Michael "Dog3" wrote:
> George Shirley >
> : in rec.food.cooking
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>> Mine too Michael. My grands and greatgrands can usually identify the
>> variety of green beans they're being served. All of them got good,
>> healthy vegetable strong meals from the time they could mash their
>> food. They still like the fast food junk but they are more than
>> willing to eat veggies. They particularly like my potato salad because
>> I leave the skins on the taters.
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> I'll not soon forget my darling brother's escapade over the holidays last
> year. He had bought one of those hams from the supermarket. Not a bad
> ham for a ready to eat ham. It was a smoked Kretchmer. Anyway, to warm
> it up he put it in the roasting pan, dotted it with cloves and pineapple
> rings. Then proceeded to put the ham, pan and all, in a roasting bag.
> Funniest thing we'd ever seen. Steven was like... uh... I think if you
> want to use a roasting bag you have to put the ham in the bag and then
> the bag in the pan. My brother got this stupid look on his face and
> knowing he can't cook had to call my mother to verify this astounding
> information. Even she knew that the entire pan didn't go into the bag,
> which surprised me. I was laughing my ass off. Wish I'd gotten a pic.
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> Michael
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That sounds like something a clueless cousin of mine would pull. It is
hilarious.