"jmcquown" wrote:
> Duh'Wayne Pinocchio Boatwright wrote:
> > Greg Esres told us...
>
> >> a god in human form wrote:
>
> >> <<an old sheet covers the floor, and thick towels bought for the
> >> purpose, cover the majority of counter space, or at least the area
> >> I'm working in. >>
>
> >> I am in awe.
>
> > It saves me great angst. �I am much too anal to contemplate the
> > cleaning of a totally messed up kitchen. :-)
>
> But then you have to wash the sheet and all those towels, don't you?

No one with a functioning brain believes that ridiculous "I can top
anything" bar room prevaricator.