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Default OFF TOPIC: What kind of bread to elves make their sandwiches with?

"TG" wrote:

What kind of bread does an obsessive compulsive eat?
Thorough Bread

What kind of bread does a comedian eat?
Wry bread.

What kind of bread does a publican eat?
Whitbread

What kind of bread does a landlady eat?
Flat bread

What kind of bread does the Queen eat?
Well bread

What kind of bread does a haemophiliac landlord eat?
Inn Bread

What kind of bread does a tall gardener eat?
Hybrid

What kind of bread do I eat?
Corn bread

What kind of bread does a mad builder eat?
Walnut Bread.

Oh, what kind of bread do you get if you eat dollars?
Pumpernickel

Dicky comments:
Is that all?