On Sat 14 Jun 2008 11:43:22a, blake murphy told us...

> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:55:52 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> > wrote:
>
>>In article >,
>> Janet Wilder > wrote:
>
>>>
>>> There were certain cultural culinary things I grew up with: solid
>>> white Albacore tuna, Heinz ketchup, Hellman's mayonnaise, Skippy
>>> peanut butter... The other kinds of tuna and brands of ketchup, etc.
>>> were for a "different" class of people.
>>>
>>> I still stick to the Albacore tuna, Heinz ketchup and Hellman's
>>> mayonnaise, but a jar or two of JIF has sneaked its way into our home
>>> <g>
>>
>>Here we go with those hoity toity brand names again. . . . My Alex!!
>>If it's not Jimmy Choo, it's Hellman's mayo!! I NEVah!! '-)
>
> a light coating of hellmann's mayonnaise on your jimmy choos will help
> preserve the leather.
>
> your pal,
> blake

Hellman's also makes for a very good re-vitalizer for dry hair.

--
Wayne Boatwright
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