On Jun 14, 8:47*pm, "Bob Terwilliger" >
wrote:
> Bryan wrote:
> > If I never hear "I'm Proud to Be an Amurrrican" again, it will be too
> > soon.
>
> Heh... I was in the Oregon State NROTC unit in the late 1980s. One of our
> midshipmen had a fine singing voice, so he was asked to sing that song for
> some kind of assembly. Problem was, he didn't know the words. So I typed up
> a *******IZED version of lyrics for him to sing: I didn't change all that
> much, but in the *******ized version I remember writing, "I won't forget
> that Jesus died to keep our nation free." I implied that Nova Scotia and the
> Bahamas were part of the USA. I also had something there about "from Maine
> to New York" accompanied with "defending lobsters and our pork."
>
> As far as I could tell, nobody ever knew the difference.

LOL. That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
>
> Bob

--Bryan