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<Samantha Lewis> schrieb :
> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:52:09 +0200, "Michael Kuettner" wrote:
>
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>><Samantha Lewis> schrieb :
>>> Be sure to say the following:
>>>
>>>
>>> Cthulhu, father of us all,
>>> This meal is a sign of Your undying hate for us:
>>> Devour us and drink our blood,
>>> And help us to give you glory each day
>>> Through your minions skinning us alive.
>>>

>>I fixed your post for you.
>>

>
> You are a bad person Michael. You will go to hell.


I don't know yet, I'm still comparing offers.
Since I live in a country where it's ****ing cold in winter,
the central-heating in hell holds a certain appeal.
Then there's Lucretia Borgia there, who is said to be quite
a handful in bed.
Decisions, decisions ...

Cheers,

Michael Kuettner