Before a meal...
"Bigbazza" > wrote in
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> "Samantha Lewis" wrote in message
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>> Be sure to say the following:
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>> Father of us all,
That promiscuous *******!!
>> This meal is a sign of Your love for us:
What??!! Even Baked Beans?
>> Bless us and bless our food,
Over the teeth, and past the gums,
Look out guts, here it comes.
>> And help us to give you glory each day
What for? The ******* doesn't deserve it.
>> Through Jesus Christ our Lord.
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He's yours, apparently.
I'd appreciate it if you go stick him where the sun don't shine.
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> It will only bring derision on the word from Unbelievers...
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Funny. Never thought of you as a God-botherer.
--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
The path of a warrior never deviating,
one has to become not just a part of nature
but a force of nature,
acting in accordance with the laws of the universe.
(Getsumei No Michi, the Moonlit Path)
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