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"Bigbazza" > wrote in
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> "Samantha Lewis" wrote in message
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>> Be sure to say the following:
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>> Father of us all,



That promiscuous *******!!



>> This meal is a sign of Your love for us:




What??!! Even Baked Beans?



>> Bless us and bless our food,



Over the teeth, and past the gums,
Look out guts, here it comes.



>> And help us to give you glory each day




What for? The ******* doesn't deserve it.


>> Through Jesus Christ our Lord.
>>



He's yours, apparently.

I'd appreciate it if you go stick him where the sun don't shine.


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> It will only bring derision on the word from Unbelievers...
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Funny. Never thought of you as a God-botherer.


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Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia


The path of a warrior never deviating,
one has to become not just a part of nature
but a force of nature,
acting in accordance with the laws of the universe.
(Getsumei No Michi, the Moonlit Path)