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> On Jun 24, 12:37*pm, Breton > wrote:
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> > On Jun 18, 4:10*pm, "Exrxes News Network" > wrote:
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> > > The recent BBC News report about the problems of illegal fruit consumption,
> > > faced by Britain's strawberry growers, came as no surprise to Grimmclogge
> > > farmer, Seth Rootkill, or *subsidy Seth' as he is known by clerks in the
> > > Ministry Of Agriculture Fisheries & Food. * (writes ENN farming
> > > correspondent, Ivor Gottergrudge)
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> > > Commenting on the news that a Cambridgeshire grower has been forced to
> > > abandon his 'Pick Your Own' strawberry business dues to the vast tonnage of
> > > fruit being eaten and not paid for by families out for the day (some of whom
> > > began to bring bowls of cream to dip their illicit berries into (A PIECE OF FICTION INSERTED BY PHIL INTO THE ORIGINAL STORY)) , Seth
> > > recounted his own experiences during the Strawberry riots of the mid 1980's
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> > > "T'were the sodomites as were the problem we faced in them days", commented
> > > octogenarian Seth, a founder member of the Anti Sodomy League (ASL) and a
> > > lifelong advocate of compulsory heterosexual marriage at 18, "Not wholesome
> > > normal families a-tasting o' the fruit afore they bought some"
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> > > "We was noted suppliers o' strawberries t' 'Arrods", continued Seth, "Ascot,
> > > Wimbledon...all t' major events 'ad our berries at 'em - an' I knows fer a
> > > fact that 'er Majesty, bless 'er, 'ad a partiality fer Grimmclogge
> > > strawberries wi' a drop o' gin"
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> > (rest of twittering snipped)
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> > Whilst acknowledging the (tenuous) Royal connection in this post, I
> > have to say that I was in the UK last week and read the actual news
> > story - which was that the strawberry farmer was packing it in because
> > of theft. For those not acquainted with Phil's "writings" (to use a
> > generous term) there was no element of homosexuality in the story.
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> > Phil, I am sure you will be interested in knowing that while I was in
> > London last week I met HRH The Duke of York.
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> Good Heavens! I had no idea this was a real news story!
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> I thought Phil was doing a parody celebrating the anniversery of the
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No, I don't think that Phil can actually make this stuff up - that
would require a working brain. He's OK at ripping off others' stuff
though.

Breton