Andy said...

> Andy said...
>
>> Janet Baraclough said...
>>
>>> The message
>>> >
>>> from John Kane > contains these words:
>>>
>>>> On Jun 27, 3:35*pm, Andy <q> wrote:
>>>> > Janet Baraclough said...
>>>> >
>>>> > > The message >
>>>> > > from Andy <q> contains these words:
>>>> >
>>>> > >> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>>>> >
>>>> > >> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww.
>>>> > >> This is the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>>>> >
>>>> > > * *Tis God's way of telling you to bake your own :-)
>>>> >
>>>> > > * *Janet
>>>> >
>>>> > Janet,
>>>> >
>>>> > Yeah, that's what Stan suggested but then I also gotta get a bread
>>>> > slicer thingy!
>>>
>>>> Large bowl and spoon = bread machine
>>>> Knife with serrated edge = bread slicer
>>>
>>> You left out the hi-tech slab of wood used exclusively for cutting
>>> bread on without blunting the knife with serrated edge. Known to
>>> aficionados as "A Bread Board".
>>>
>>> Janet
>>
>>
>> OK, Stop! This has gone just too far! Are we talking a 10-year return on
>> investment?!?
>>
>> Andy
>> He'll pay. --Andy's Evil Twin
>> Will not! Ya BUM!!! --Andy
>> I swear I'll kick your... --Andy's Evil Twin
>> Just try me, you lousy image of myself!!!
>
>
> Ladies and gentlemen,
>
> You'll pardon me for a minor inner conflict!
>
> [bowing]
>
> Andy
>
> My Evil Twin is an asshole!
> Am NOT --Andy's Evil Twin
> Are TOO!!! --Andy


Well, I ain't gonna let you on the plane to Memphis and Jill! --Andy

I like Jill too!!! --Andy's Evil Twin
Well, I know we do, but, that's why... I'll take 1/2 of you! --Andy