"sf" <.> wrote:

> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
> wrote:
>
> >news.albasani.net wrote:
> >> Just for the information of dog owners. Beware of sugarless gum with
> >> zylotol. It is highly poisonous to your pets
> >>
> >>
> >There are indeed many ways to injure/kill a hated canine.
> >
> >A little something I've previously posted:
> >
> >
> >_______________
> > "If someone is taking their dog out to shit by the sidewalk and not
> >cleaning up after it, then taking the dog back inside where it will
> >spend all day until her or her boyfriend get home from work you can
> >take a 00 size gelatin capsule filled with Pure Cap (made by Garden
> >Row Foods http://www.firegirl.com/hs1154.html )
> >and take a small piece of steak to which you have made an incision
> >just right to completely enclose the capsule and insert the capsule.
> >Since dogs scarf small
> >pieces of meat whole, it will be some time before the capsule
> >dissolves, but when it does extreme peristalsis will occur, and when
> >the stuff reaches the large intestine, which has pain sensitive
> >nerves,
> >the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
> >able to control its bowels. Add to that the fact that the dog's
> >asshole will also be burning like hell right after it shits, and you
> >know what that'll lead to, right? You guessed it, butthole surfing
> >across the carpets.
> >Yeah, all those times I had to walk past that stinking dogshit on my
> >way to catch the bus to school...It's fun to make the punishment fit
> >the crime. "
> >________________
>
> You're a mean and cruel person who punishes the dog for having lazy
> owners. How smart is that?


IIRC BooBoo has posted this before...

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Best
Greg