"The Ranger" > wrote in
ndwidth:

> <sigh> SWMBO is one that prefers Hellman's... <sigh>

sensible woman!

> I can't believe you adulterated chicken salad with "apricot
> jam," though! "The horror!"

lemon apricot jam.
and i don't think anyone who uses <gag> Miracle Whip in
anything has room to complain about adding a touch of lemon
apricot to mayo! sweet stuff is sweet stuff, but lemon apricot
*has* to be better than the glop you use!

lee
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