>> I wish I could make some beaver tail soup....but I can't find any beaver
>> tail meat.
>
> No beaver near here, but if you'd like I could ship the remains of the
> woodchuck that's been rooting around in my garden. I thought he was cute
> until he started taking chunks out of my trash can lid.
>
> Jon

Whoops, that was supposed to read 'I thought he was cute until he stripped
my tomato plants, tore up my flowers and started biting chunks out of my
trash can lid.

He's not dead, he's merely sleeping.

Jon