"Sheldon" > wrote in message
...
"Michael \"Dog3\" wrote:
> Gloria P writes:
>
> > Good news: ? It's raining here for the first time in weeks and the
> > garden really needs it even though we water 3x a week.
>
> > Bad news: ?The rain has turned to hail, starting pea-sized and now
> > almost dime-sized, and it will rip the garden to shreds.
>
> > I'd like to give Mother Nature a swift kick in the a$$.
>
> After you kick her, send her my way. ?I've got a sharp, pointy stick to
> jab
> her with.


It's not nice to screw Mother Nature...

Followed by the thunder and lightning overhead.