notbob > wrote in message
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> On 2008-07-08, The Ranger > wrote:

>> cheese) needs an accompanying item like fruits and
>> tortillas, onions and peppers... It's a Law.
>>
> Pshaw on your law! Complete and utter nonsense.
> I eat cheese by itself, for its own sake, all the time.

As my Austrian marketing professor often bellowed to an errant
student, "Bah! You, sir, are wrongk! WRONGK! You will sit and
be quiet now so that no one else knows you are a <insert
Austrian explitive>."

> Yes, cheese with other foods is a good thing, but a
> great cheese needs nothing. You think I'm gonna
> spend $40 on a five year old cheddar and then taint
> it with a lousy tortilla chip?

I have three daughter-units! Two of them are human vacuums! You
think I'm going to spend $40 on cheese?! I'd never see a
sliver, let alone a hunk.

> Not a cold chance in Hell!

More's the pity... I see you'll need multiple candles and
prayers to light the way.

The Ranger