On 2008-07-08, The Ranger > wrote:

> As my Austrian marketing professor often bellowed to an errant
> student, "Bah! You, sir, are wrongk! WRONGK! You will sit and
> be quiet now so that no one else knows you are a <insert
> Austrian explitive>."

Geez, is Austria still a country? I thought they were just a German
backwater the Allies would let Germany spit back up. BTW, name one Austrian
cheese without googling for it. I couldn't.

> More's the pity... I see you'll need multiple candles and
> prayers to light the way.

Bah!... humbug. Brie.... tasteless plastic bunk in the same league as
American cheese slices, but without the flavor.

nb