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On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:39:29 -0700, Mark Thorson >
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>sf wrote:
>>
>> On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 11:45:26 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>>
>> >cybercat said...
>> >
>> >> "Andy" <q> wrote >
>> >>> I bless myself if I sneeze and nobody else is around.
>> >>>
>> >> That's actually pretty funny, Andy.
>> >
>> >"God bless me please? Thank you! Amen!"

>>
>> LOL! Really? If I was god I'd give you brownie points for that.

>
>If I were God, I'd make you sneeze again.
>
>Just for bothering me. And you'd better
>not say it again after the second sneeze,
>or you're getting a thunderbolt.


Aha, so you'd be a micro-managing, vengeful god that smites everyone
over small stuff.


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