"blake murphy" > wrote in message
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> On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:54:11 -0400, "cybercat" >
> wrote:
>
>>
>><sf> wrote in message ...
>>> On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:56:23 -0700, Mark Thorson >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>sf wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:39:29 -0700, Mark Thorson >
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >If I were God, I'd make you sneeze again.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >Just for bothering me. And you'd better
>>>>> >not say it again after the second sneeze,
>>>>> >or you're getting a thunderbolt.
>>>>>
>>>>> Aha, so you'd be a micro-managing, vengeful god that smites everyone
>>>>> over small stuff.
>>>>
>>>>When you're ubiquitous and omnipresent, you can
>>>>do those things, none of which means you won't be
>>>>easily irritated. The Biblical god is like that.
>>>
>>> I prefer the updated version of a forgiving god.
>>>
>>
>>There's no reason why God can't be myriad things, including all of those.
>>I
>>have a hard time thinking any single book, even the Bible, has a correct
>>"version" of the Divine Being.
>>
>
> god reads the bible snickering and saying 'not *even* close.'
>

I really, really love this image, Blake.

Sorry about the post humping. It's the only thing available.