"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> If you were going to be 50 years old next week, say, on Monday the 21st,
> what kind of birthday celebration would you want and/or expect and would
> you celebrate on the weekend or on THE day?
>
> IF that were you, Squeaks, what'd be your pleasure (bearing in mind that
> your response will be recorded and possibly retained for ready access by
> small children, so leave out the kinky sex stuff)? Hmmmm?

Well, young'un,
I would expect is breakfast in bed, Dinner at a four-star restaurant and
adulation of the masses. What I got was divorce papers (it was for the
best).

I hope you have a wonderfully unforgettable birthday, and many more just
like it.

BTW, I beat you to it by 6 years and a day.

Warm regards,
Jon