Dimitri wrote:

> USING THE BLONDE COOKBOOK:
>
>
> Monday:
> It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said
beat
> 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra
> bowls.
>
> Tuesday:
> Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.
> So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for
> supper!
>
> Wednesday:
> A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
> rice. It seemed kind of silly, but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
> improved the rice any.
>
> Thursday:
> Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
> ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me
> why I was rolling around in the garden...
>
> Friday:
> I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl
> and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I
> got back, everything was the same as when I left.
>
> Saturday:
> Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
dress
> it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason
Tom
> keeps counting to ten.
>
> Sunday:
> Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
> hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius... I put the hamburger in the
> oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to
my
> disappointment.
>
> GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for
> tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom
> into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate
> moose!


Man, I wonder what her sex manual is like...

;-p

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Best
Greg