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"Gregory Morrow" > wrote:

> Dimitri wrote:
>
> > USING THE BLONDE COOKBOOK:
> >
> >
> > Monday:
> > It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said
> beat
> > 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra
> > bowls.
> >
> > Tuesday:
> > Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.
> > So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for
> > supper!
> >
> > Wednesday:
> > A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
> > rice. It seemed kind of silly, but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
> > improved the rice any.
> >
> > Thursday:
> > Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
> > ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me
> > why I was rolling around in the garden...
> >
> > Friday:
> > I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl
> > and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I
> > got back, everything was the same as when I left.
> >
> > Saturday:
> > Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
> dress
> > it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason
> Tom
> > keeps counting to ten.
> >
> > Sunday:
> > Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
> > hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius... I put the hamburger in the
> > oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to
> my
> > disappointment.
> >
> > GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for
> > tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom
> > into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate
> > moose!
>
>
> Man, I wonder what her sex manual is like...

Manual.

Miche

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