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On Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:01:24 -0700, sf wrote:

>On Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:50:52 GMT, "James Silverton"
> wrote:
>
>>I'll admit I've been tempted but never had the nerve to put a $20 bill
>>behind my driving licence :-)

>
>It won't get you anything but grief these days anyway.


I go to the gym at 5:00 a.m. every work day and don't want to carry my
purse, so I just tuck a $20 in the wallet I carry my driver's license
in case I want to run by the market on the way home from the gym. Got
pulled over with a bad taillight and pretty much had to talk my way
out of jail after being accused of offering a bribe. My sweaty self
was finally persuasive.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

"What kind of jackassery do I have to put up with today?"

Danae in "Non Sequitir"