pussywillow wrote:

> <sf> wrote in message ...
> > On Sun, 27 Jul 2008 05:46:21 GMT, "pussywillow"
> > > wrote:
> >
> >>Does my chewing gum loose it's flavour when left on the lamp post
> >>overnight?
> >>
> > If you're going to troll, you can at least get the lyric right.
> > http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/p..._doeschew.html
>
> ok, sing along
> Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
> On the bedpost overnight
> If your mother says don't chew it
> Do you swallow it in spite
> Can you catch it on your tonsils
> Can you heave it left and right
> Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
> On the bedpost overnight!!!!!! Hurray


Then there's the virgin on her wedding night...

When the horny groom asked her to suck his "knob" he was waiting in
anticipation. After a whiles he flicked on the light and saw that she was
fellating the *bed* post...


--
Best
Greg

" I find Greg Morrow lowbrow, witless, and obnoxious. For him to claim that
we are some
kind of comedy team turns my stomach."
- "cybercat" to me on rec.food.cooking