cybercat wrote:

> <sf> wrote in message ...
> > On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:47:02 -0500, "Gregory Morrow"
> > > wrote:
> >
> >>Are you white...???
> >
> > You don't need to be white to qualify for Healthy Families, Healthy
> > Kids or MediCal (which is specific to California).
> >
>
> The average welfare mom is white and in her 20s, living in a rural area.
>


Feminist Jokes:

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man
gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to
keep up the customs of a patriarchical society by offering a poor,
defenseless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat.

A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again
and refuses to let him up.

Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two
miles past my stop already!"
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Why did the woman cross the road?...............
Irrelevant! What was she doing out of the kitchen?


How can you tell if a woman is clever.......
She always starts her sentence with "A man told me that"


Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances!


Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.


Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman


What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her


Why do women live longer than men?
Because God adds them the time that they wasted on parking.

;-D

--
Best
Greg

" I find Greg Morrow lowbrow, witless, and obnoxious. For him to claim that
we are some
kind of comedy team turns my stomach."
- "cybercat" to me on rec.food.cooking