Ray wrote:

>>Lesley has a lengthy list of cure-alls: foot massage, Zapper, homeopathy,
> etc. I
>>suspect she's also a ****er.
>
> I've seen drunken teenagers kicked out of rough pubs for better stuff than
> this.

How about this one then...

Lesley: How about a 10" metal pipe forced down your throat and two lbs
of food pumped in?

suspect: You've had 10" down your throat. You tell us what it's like.
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