On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:09:12 GMT, notbob > fired up
random neurons and synapses to opine:

<snippidy>

>I've run up against my mom who is a magerine freak. I'm a butter nut, all
>the way. She buys whatever is on sale, much like myself and butter.

<more snippidy>

I don't know where I went wrong. For their entire growing up, my kids
were fed butter. Not margarine, butter. I cannot abide margarine and
won't give it house room. The miserable [now adult] brats both prefer
margarine. Oh, the shame of it! <sniff!> And to make things worse and
for whatever reason, they *both* prefer Parkay to other margarines
*or* butter.

Okay, I am bringing out the limoncello and stickin' a straw in it.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
--
"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

-- Duncan Hines

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