"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> "Mr. T" in an apron!
>
> LOLOLOL!!! Pitching the "FlavorWave 'TURBO oven'".
>
> "They're so golden brown, they're crispy!"
>
> Food infomercial comedy!!!
>
> "When you order today, you can kick my ass for the low, low price of just
> three easy payments of $40." --Mr T.
>
> Only minutes left!
>
> Andy
>

Mr T must need the work! <s>

a few months ago, shown on TV here in Oz, Mr T was in commercial for a
chocolate nut bar; the basic premise was a soccer player falling to the
ground and whining in pain (like soccer players do), and Mr T, arriving in
an army tank, yelling at said soccer player to "get some nuts!"

lol (well, "I" thought it was funny) <g>

MG