Sheldon wrote:

> On Aug 4, 12:58�pm, ChattyCathy > wrote:
>> Sheldon wrote:
>> > Kliserup wrote:
>> >> Can someone please help me out with a recipe for a simple but
>> >> tasty macaroni salad?
>>
>> > I never make deli style macaroni salad, may as well just buy it,
>> > can't get more simple... I never use elbow macaroni either, reminds
>> > me too much of a cheap church feed.
>>
>> Cheap church feed? WTF is that?
>
>
> Typically after last Sunday mass, at about twoish... set up the saw
> horses n' plywood tables in the church side yard. Lay out as many of
> the largest disposible aluminum pans as will fit, filled to the brim
> with tater salad, macaroni salad, and cole slaw, all with way too much
> reeking onion, all with the same watered down soupy mayo dressing.
> Don't wanna miss the big sheet pans heaped high with cheap balogna on
> cheap white with cheap yallow musturd... more trays the same of yallow
> American cheese slathered with mayo. Huge plastic bowls of garden
> salad (mostly limp lettuce and more reeking onions). A large pot of
> burled to death corn on the cob. Another table heaped with unlimited
> wartymel-own wedges. Un-bung the keg of brewski and let the
> festivities begin! Ask Sister Schaller, betcha she's chaperoned many
> a cheap church feed... probably prepares the gallon jugs of eggs
> pickled in beety juice!
>
> Amenski!

I see. Thanks. I gather you are not in favor of onions in potato salad?
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Cheers
Chatty Cathy

Egg tastes better when it's not on your face...