Ophelia wrote:
> cybercat wrote:
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>>"Ophelia" > wrote in message
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>>>sf wrote:
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>>>>On Tue, 5 Aug 2008 18:10:36 -0400, "cybercat" >
>>>>wrote:
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>>>>>It is me or is the subject of this thread just a leetle suggestive?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>It's you. Noodling is something a jazz pianist does. "Canoodling",
>>>>which Tammy mentioned, is the racy term. Sheesh. Do I have to tell
>>>>you everything?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>Hey, I am learning too
>>
>>I still think there's a dirty way of noodling. And if not, there
>>damned will oughter be.
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> Yers! If there is, I want to know about it!
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Seems the Queen of England, Elizabeth II was out in her chauffeur driven
Rolls Royce dressed for a ball in her gown and furs and jewels with a
Lady in waiting equally well dressed when the car was stopped by masked
gun men.

Who ordered them out of the car. And proceeded to search the car,
demand money, to which the Queen replied that she never carried money
and the
Lady in waiting handed over a 10 pound note from her reticule. Taking
the car the thieves drive off leaving the Queen and her Lady on the road.

The Queen, initiating conversation, as is only standard royal etiquette,
turns to her lady and says, "my dear they didn't get your jewels did
they?" and the Lady reaching in to her décolletage pulls out a diamond
necklace and says " no i was able to quickly put it somewhere safe, but
Ma'am, where're your jewels!" and the Queen replies "oh i put them
somewhere safe" and reaching up under her dress and groping around she
pulls out a diamond tiara, necklace and assorted rings and broaches.

"Oh Ma'am!" the lady gasps, "Yes...quite" the Queen replies...."pity
Princess
Margaret wasn't here, we cold have saved the Rolls Royce."
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JL