On Aug 5, 8:10*pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
> > wrote:
> > These rectums are being sold cooked at the delis at the Ranch99 asian
> > supermarkets.
>
> It's '99 Ranch'. *They sell them Vietnamese style - Pre-stuffed with
> partially-digested shit.
>
> I call them 'Naturally Stuffed Rectums'. *They force feed the pigs
> with tasty feed and an enzyme that halts their digestion right
> before they slaughter them. *The rectums and lower intestines are
> filled with tasty, partially-digested shit (feed) and sold just like
> that, in 2"-4" 'sausages' (2 to a package usually). *Right next to
> the packages of sticky rice with shredded pork and fried scallions.
>
> Several Vietnamese places sell these 'naturally stuffed intestines".
> Or at least they used to until I've been publicizing them.
>
> -sw

They also sew the pigs' assholes shut about 72 hours prior to
slaughter just to make sure none of those tasty, tenderizing enzymes
are lost through shitting. You can imagine that sewing even a small
pig's asshole shut would be labor intensive. These 400 lb porkers
have to be held down by 6 strong men while this procedure is
performed. They can't anesthetize the pig, or the enzymes wouldn't
flow. Thus, this expensive treat is only enjoyed on special occasions
in Vietnam.

MMMM, good!

Please stop publicizing it so that those Westerners who have not yet
experienced pig rectum bliss can enjoy them.

-OG