"cybercat" > wrote in
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> "sarah gray" > wrote in message
> . 102...
>> "cybercat" > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>>
>>> "Steve Pope" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> cybercat > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>No, one should do whatever one wishes. I never make regular
>>>>>spaghetti any
>>>>>more, I make angelhair. And I might try *not* breaking it in half
>>>>>just because I have never *not* broken it in half.
>>>>
>>>> I have less experience with angelhair, just standard spaghetti
>>>> and vermicelli. But I suspect angelhair is easier to twirl,
>>>> regardless, since it tends to mass together into a lump anyway.
>>>>
>>>> However, with typical gauge spaghetti, it seems to me obvious
>>>> that for a given amount of spaghetti twirled onto a fork, there
>>>> are going to be twice as many loose ends flopping around if
>>>> it has been broken in half. I can't see how it could not be
>>>> sloppier.
>>>>
>>> My fork skills are excellent. It runs in my family. We yield them
>>> with a rapier-like swiftness and grace.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I dunno about you, but my forks look like forks, not knives. Easier
>> to eat the pasta that way.
>>
>
> You are honest to dawg thick as a ****ing brick. Did you finish high
> school?
>

Um, you are the one who says that you "yield" your forks with a "rapier-
like swiftness and grace". I'm not sure how that works, care to explain?
To me, this sounds like "I shit out forks as if they were as graceful as
knives". And yes, I did graduate high school. I was a thorough
underachiever; had a B average but was in the 99th percentile on every
standardized test. If you want I can dig up my SAT scores and scan them
for your perusal


> The reference was not to the shape or form of the implement, but to
> its speed and grace.
>
> Shave your pits and gain a sense of humor, maybe? That is based upon
> something other than ridiculing those more intelligent than you.

For one, I don't see how the state of the hair in my armpits (which I
assume has a purpose, or else it wouldn't, you know, grow on 99.9 % of
humans) has anything to do with my sense of humor. If I had no sense of
humor, I wouldn't be laughing so much when I type these responses to
your inanities. For another, I'm not sure I understand your second
sentence. You seem to imply that *something* is based on "something
other than ridiculing those more intelligent than [i]", but you do not
specify what.

TIA

Saerah (A woman who might not be a member of mensa, but can form a
coherent sentence. She also wonders if Cybercat is related to Jerry
Sauk.)