"Mocassin Joe" > wrote in message
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> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
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>> Mocassin Joe > wrote:
>>> Before my mother passed away I asked her for her landmark stuffed
>>> mushroom recipe. She gave it to me on the condition, "you can never
>>> give my recipe out". I agreed.
>>>
>>> Now my wife has decided, that she is in charge of making this recipe.
>>> She looked it up in my personal cookbook. What she doesn't know is
>>> that I left out a "secret" ingredient.
>>>
>>> Naturally the dish doesn't come out as expected.
>>>
>>> What should I do??
>>
>> Get over it and tell her how to make the damn things. The recipe isn't
>> holding the key to a friggin billion dollar industry.
>>
>> Jil
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> It's not a matter of getting over anything.
>
> I MADE A PROMISE!!!! Don't you understand?
>
> It's nothing to take lightly.
>

I am from Nicaragua. My people have no bungholes. We need TP for our
bungholes. That is not to be taken lightly!

So, Mexican Joe, are you from Lake Titicaca?

I am the Great Cornholio!