"Mocassin Joe" > wrote in message
.. .
> Before my mother passed away I asked her for her landmark stuffed mushroom
> recipe. She gave it to me on the condition, "you can never give my recipe
> out". I agreed.
>
> Now my wife has decided, that she is in charge of making this recipe. She
> looked it up in my personal cookbook. What she doesn't know is that I
> left out a "secret" ingredient.
>
> Naturally the dish doesn't come out as expected.
>
> What should I do??

Divorce the bitch and start a company making frozen stuffed mushrooms. Then
find a shrink to help you understand how a twisted woman like your mother
could be so petty as to want a recipe to be buried with her. Your wife just
wants the recipe for herself so she can make a fortune after her stud
boyfriend kills you and dumps your body in a mulcher.

Paul