"Cornholio" > wrote in message
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> "Mocassin Joe" > wrote in message
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>> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
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>>> Mocassin Joe > wrote:
>>>> Before my mother passed away I asked her for her landmark stuffed
>>>> mushroom recipe. She gave it to me on the condition, "you can never
>>>> give my recipe out". I agreed.
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>>>> Now my wife has decided, that she is in charge of making this recipe.
>>>> She looked it up in my personal cookbook. What she doesn't know is
>>>> that I left out a "secret" ingredient.
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>>>> Naturally the dish doesn't come out as expected.
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>>>> What should I do??
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>>> Get over it and tell her how to make the damn things. The recipe isn't
>>> holding the key to a friggin billion dollar industry.
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>>> Jil
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>> It's not a matter of getting over anything.
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>> I MADE A PROMISE!!!! Don't you understand?
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>> It's nothing to take lightly.
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> I am from Nicaragua. My people have no bungholes. We need TP for our
> bungholes. That is not to be taken lightly!


Am I to take it that there are no barells in your country?

> So, Mexican Joe, are you from Lake Titicaca?

No Senior.

I would be called Wetback Joe if that was the case.

> I am the Great Cornholio!

You are famous. I have heard of you.
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