"Serene Vannoy" > wrote in message
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> Mocassin Joe wrote:
>> Before my mother passed away I asked her for her landmark stuffed
>> mushroom recipe. She gave it to me on the condition, "you can never give
>> my recipe out". I agreed.
>>
>> Now my wife has decided, that she is in charge of making this recipe.
>> She looked it up in my personal cookbook. What she doesn't know is that
>> I left out a "secret" ingredient.
>>
>> Naturally the dish doesn't come out as expected.
>>
>> What should I do??
>>
>>
>
> You're married to the woman. Tell her the truth.

What about my affair with the next door neighbor?