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Gregory Morrow[_62_] Gregory Morrow[_62_] is offline
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Default Steve Wertz = "Mocassin Joe" (WAS: Hepl with moral dilemma




Mocassin Joe wrote:

> "Cornholio" > wrote in message
> om...
> >
> >
> > "Mocassin Joe" > wrote in message
> > .. .
> >>
> >> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> >> . ..
> >>> Mocassin Joe > wrote:
> >>>> Before my mother passed away I asked her for her landmark stuffed
> >>>> mushroom recipe. She gave it to me on the condition, "you can never
> >>>> give my recipe out". I agreed.
> >>>>
> >>>> Now my wife has decided, that she is in charge of making this recipe.
> >>>> She looked it up in my personal cookbook. What she doesn't know is
> >>>> that I left out a "secret" ingredient.
> >>>>
> >>>> Naturally the dish doesn't come out as expected.
> >>>>
> >>>> What should I do??
> >>>
> >>> Get over it and tell her how to make the damn things. The recipe

isn't
> >>> holding the key to a friggin billion dollar industry.
> >>>
> >>> Jil
> >>
> >> It's not a matter of getting over anything.
> >>
> >> I MADE A PROMISE!!!! Don't you understand?
> >>
> >> It's nothing to take lightly.
> >>

> >
> > I am from Nicaragua. My people have no bungholes. We need TP for our
> > bungholes. That is not to be taken lightly!

>
>
> Am I to take it that there are no barells in your country?
>
> > So, Mexican Joe, are you from Lake Titicaca?

>
> No Senior.
>
> I would be called Wetback Joe if that was the case.
>
> > I am the Great Cornholio!

>
> You are famous. I have heard of you.



Hey Steve, don't you get tired from masturbating with your "personas" all
over the Usenet...clean all that sticky goo off yer keyboard, for cripes
sakes...



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Greg