16

1 to swap out the bulbs
2 to verify that no animals were killed in testing the
new bulb
3 to conduct a memorial service for the dead insects in
the globe around the light
6 to act as pallbearers
4 to carry the spiders on the stepstool across the street




How many omnivores does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: omnivores aren't afraid of the dark.