The Ranger wrote:
> Sucksqwertz" > blaringly brayed in
> message ...
> [snip forgettable sheldumb-spew]
>
> [snip] <yawn> Oh! You've wounded me to the core, you have!

I can just see you with the back of your palm to your forehead,
eyes pointed upwards feigning dismay just like a dainty Southern
Belle in her Sunday best.

Did you major in Feminine Studies by chance? Or was it some sort
of calling?

-sw