The Marine and The French Woman

The train was packed, and the U.S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman's
poodle was sitting in the only seat remaining.

The weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in
particular,'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
under that dog.

'Please, ma'am. May I have that seat? I'm very tired.'

She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'

This time the Marine didn't say another word; he just picked up the
little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in
his place!'

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,'Sir, you Americans seem to
have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the
wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the
road........ And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out
the window.'

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Cheers
Chatty Cathy

Egg tastes better when it's not on your face...