ChattyCathy wrote:

> An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,'Sir, you Americans seem to
> have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the
> wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the
> road........ And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out
> the window.'

Someone emailed me this today:


An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went
to the local Catholic church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said,
"Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from
the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no
need to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual
favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on
Sundays."

The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did,
you placed the two of you in great danger. But two people under those
circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However,
if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one
more question."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"


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