Paul M. Cook wrote:


> "ChattyCathy" > wrote in message
> ...
> > The Marine and The French Woman
> >
> > The train was packed, and the U.S. Marine walked the entire length
> > looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman's
> > poodle was sitting in the only seat remaining.
> >
> > The weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
> >
> > The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in
> > particular,'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
> >
> > The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
> > under that dog.
> >
> > 'Please, ma'am. May I have that seat? I'm very tired.'
> >
> > She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
> >
> > This time the Marine didn't say another word; he just picked up the
> > little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
> >
> > The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in
> > his place!'
> >
> > An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,'Sir, you Americans seem to
> > have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the
> > wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the
> > road........ And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out
> > the window.'
>
>
> Really bad joke. Gratuitous animal cruelty doesn't work as joke material.
> Won't be passing that one around.


Oh come on, yappy l'il poodles are annoying and so are fodder for "snuff"
jokes...in the same category as wetbacks, politically - correct leftists,
muzlims, or other useless beings...


--
Best
Greg