On Mon 25 Aug 2008 03:37:16p, ChattyCathy told us...

> The Marine and The French Woman
>
> The train was packed, and the U.S. Marine walked the entire length
> looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman's
> poodle was sitting in the only seat remaining.
>
> The weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
>
> The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in
> particular,'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
>
> The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
> under that dog.
>
> 'Please, ma'am. May I have that seat? I'm very tired.'
>
> She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
>
> This time the Marine didn't say another word; he just picked up the
> little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
>
> The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in
> his place!'
>
> An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,'Sir, you Americans seem to
> have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the
> wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the
> road........ And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out
> the window.'
>

Howling!!!

--
Wayne Boatwright

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