On Mon 25 Aug 2008 04:07:41p, Paul M. Cook told us...

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> "ChattyCathy" > wrote in message
> ...
>> The Marine and The French Woman
>>
>> The train was packed, and the U.S. Marine walked the entire length
>> looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman's
>> poodle was sitting in the only seat remaining.
>>
>> The weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
>>
>> The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in
>> particular,'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
>>
>> The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
>> under that dog.
>>
>> 'Please, ma'am. May I have that seat? I'm very tired.'
>>
>> She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
>>
>> This time the Marine didn't say another word; he just picked up the
>> little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
>>
>> The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in
>> his place!'
>>
>> An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,'Sir, you Americans seem to
>> have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the
>> wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the
>> road........ And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out
>> the window.'
>
>
> Really bad joke. Gratuitous animal cruelty doesn't work as joke
material.
> Won't be passing that one around.
>
> Paul

Geez, Paul, it's just a joke. It's not like it actually happened or would
happen.

--
Wayne Boatwright

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