"Blinky the Shark" > wrote in message
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> Paul M. Cook wrote:
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>>
>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>> 5.250...
>>> On Mon 25 Aug 2008 06:07:04p, Paul M. Cook told us...
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>>>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>>>> 5.250...
>>>>> On Mon 25 Aug 2008 04:07:41p, Paul M. Cook told us...
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "ChattyCathy" > wrote in message
>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>> The Marine and The French Woman
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The train was packed, and the U.S. Marine walked the entire length
>>>>>>> looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman's
>>>>>>> poodle was sitting in the only seat remaining.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in
>>>>>>> particular,'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that
>>>>>>> seat.'
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
>>>>>>> under that dog.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 'Please, ma'am. May I have that seat? I'm very tired.'
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also
>>>>>>> arrogant!'
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This time the Marine didn't say another word; he just picked up the
>>>>>>> little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! Put this American
>>>>>>> in his place!'
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,'Sir, you Americans
>>>>>>> seem
>>>>>>> to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in
>>>>>>> the wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the
>>>>>>> road........ And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch
>>>>>>> out the window.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Really bad joke. Gratuitous animal cruelty doesn't work as joke
>>>>> material.
>>>>>> Won't be passing that one around.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Paul
>>>>>
>>>>> Geez, Paul, it's just a joke. It's not like it actually happened or
>>>>> would happen.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Hey, I'm cool but it's just very poor taste. Why does the man have to
>>>> be a Marine, anyway? Are they just supposed to be ruthless killers?
>>>> It
>>>> just sounds like something you'd read in Soldier of Fortune or Hustler.
>>>>
>>>> Paul
>>>
>>> It didn't have to be a Marine, but it pretty much had to be a man.
>>> Likewise, it had to be a dog or the punchline wouldn't work. There are
>>> far
>>> more crude jokes than that, that target minority groups, etc. I
>>> remember
>>> back in the late 1960s/early 1970s how ethnic jokes were very specific
>>> as
>>> to race or nationality. In order to continue teling those jokes the
>>> term
>>> was usually changed to a person of "certain ethnic background". Did it
>>> make a difference? Probably not. There are still religious jokes that
>>> include a Rabi, Priest, and Minister. They don't work otherwise, and I
>>> doubt that many people consider it a slur on any particular group.
>>>
>>> Many jokes are derogatory but they're not malicious. What's the
>>> difference
>>> between a joke about an Irish person, a black person, a Polish person,
>>> etc.? Only what so-called political correctness dictates. AFAIC,
>>> political correctness is just so much bull shit.
>>>
>>> Someone could crack a joke about men named "Paul". Would you take that
>>> personally or consider that derogatory?
>>
>>
>> Nope. I call them as I see them. I just see no humor in it. Guy throws
>> a
>> dog out of a train and that's funny? Not trying to start a war here, I
>> even
>> provided ample humor to deflect any hurt feelings.
>
> It appears you stopped reading at that action. Well, no wonder you don't
> get the joke. You didn't get TO the humor. See, Paul, that usually comes
> at the end.
>

Yeah, I read the whole thing. You must mean that hilarious part at the end
where the woman is referred to as a "bitch" in this case play on words
referring to her (murdered) female dog. I'm laughing so hard I got phlegm
coming out my nostrils.

Paul