Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
> LOL! I have often bought things I've never used before, but I do
> try to have some knowledge of what it is first. Maybe I'm just
> not that adventurous. :-)

My idea of the perfect death is to be the first
known human to board a UFO. I'd go straight to
the food preparation area, open up whatever passes
for cupboards and a refrigerator.

"Ooh! That looks good! I'll try that!"

"Please Mr. Thorson, wait until we've done the
compatibility tests!"

"Hmmm . . . I don't think I'd buy that a second time.
What's in that box?"

"It's very powerful! I don't think you should
try it!"

"I'll be the judge of that! Looks like chcocolate!
ACK! That food is REALLY nasty!"

"It's not food! We use it to sterilize the food
preparation surfaces!"

"ARGGH!"