Mark Thorson wrote:
> I can't remember the last time I made toast.
> But this toast rack is so beautiful, it's hard to resist.
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=260288176640
>
> It could hardly be a more useless object for me,
> but since when did that matter?

That doesn't look like any toast rack I've ever seen... looks more
like a fancy schmancy Vegas whore house condom caddy with a dish for
the K-Y jelly.