"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> Andy said...
>
>> beth thomas said...
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>>> Why are you up so early?
>>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
>>> dinner....
>
>
> Beth,
>
> I'm always up this early!
>
> AND CHEERFUL AND TALKATIVE AND HORNY AND HUNGRY AND WIDE AWAKE AND STUFF!
>
> Don't punch me! I get that ALL the time.
>
> Have mercy?
>
> Andy BUM!!!

Have mercy is right! I am never up this early except for medical emergencies
and my kids' activities. Now, it would be a medical emergency if I did not
have coffee, but all is well. I do have to travel 2 hours away with a car
full of middle school cheerleaders to a competition, however, so I do not
preclude an emergency. Perhaps a hair emergency, or a texting emergency, or
some sort of sparkle emergency.
If there is not a cold bottle of wine when I get home, THAT will be an
emergency!!!!