"blake murphy" > wrote in message
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> On Tue, 7 Oct 2008 18:15:25 -0700 (PDT), Sheldon wrote:
>
>> On Oct 7, 8:57?pm, "pavane" > wrote:
>>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>>>
>>> 5.250...
>>>| On Tue 07 Oct 2008 05:20:55p, Tracy told us...
>>>|
>>>| > I stopped by a local Middle Eastern store today to pick up coarse
>>>| > semolina for the couscous I am making later this week.
>>>|
>>>| Worms! ?UGH!!!
>>>
>>> Put it all into a microwave and zap them for a couple of
>>> minutes. ?They die and become harmless Sheldons.
>>
>> I hope you die, but first watch your loved ones die, slow and
>> painfully.
>
> aw, did someone hurt your widdle feewings, sheldon? and you such a
> gentleman, it's hard to understand why anyone would attack you...
>

Did you know that every single time Sheldon says something like this, it
brings a whole new crop of shitty things into his life? Hemorrhoids, boils,
cockroaches, who knows what all. If I were Sheldon I might say something
like CANCER but then I am not Sheldon. One of the reasons I keep this freak
kfed is because in order to deal with anyone on his level, you have to
become a little like them, just in self defense. Think about it. *shudder*